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Loons and Moons
Then came..
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
No go.
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
What are some uses for cucumbers other than eating them plain or in salads?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
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