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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

No, not a chance

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

No go.

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

What are some uses for cucumbers other than eating them plain or in salads?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

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